{"id":9268,"date":"2015-11-27T07:49:15","date_gmt":"2015-11-27T14:49:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lastbestnews.com\/site\/?p=9268"},"modified":"2015-11-29T08:33:52","modified_gmt":"2015-11-29T15:33:52","slug":"a-scot-in-montana-divided-by-a-common-language","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/montana-mint.com\/lastbestnews\/2015\/11\/a-scot-in-montana-divided-by-a-common-language\/","title":{"rendered":"A Scot in Montana: Divided by a common language"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Roger\"<\/a>

Brighty<\/p>

On his first trip to Billings in 1993, Roger Kettle was briefly flummoxed by a\u00a0clerk who told him to “Have a good one.”<\/p><\/div>\n

I was born in Scotland and have lived in this fine country all my life.<\/p>\n

It should not surprise you to learn that I have a Scottish accent and that I occasionally use words or phrases that don\u2019t register with Americans\u2014something that has led to some amusing confusion on my trips to Montana.<\/p>\n

To be fair, it works both ways. There have been times when I have no idea what you guys are talking about.<\/p>\n

On my first trip to Billings, back in 1993, I remember buying some postcards in a downtown store.<\/p>\n

\u201cHave a good one,\u201d said the man who accepted my money and passed me my purchase. I was briefly baffled and my first thought was that he hoped one of the postcards I’d bought was \u201ca good one.\u201d<\/p>\n

It took me a second or two to realize he was using a variation of the ubiquitous American expression \u201cHave a nice day.\u201d I’m guessing that, over the years, this four-word command has been contracted from the less authoritarian, \u201cI HOPE you have a nice day.\u201d<\/p>\n

Let’s face it, you can’t actually TELL someone to have a nice day. Well, I was planning to have an awful day but, now that you’ve told me to have a nice one, that’s what I’m going to do.<\/p>\n

The weird thing is that you guys actually seem to mean it. Despite this being a much-mocked expression of insincerity, you genuinely want me to have a nice day. I rather like that.<\/p>\n

\"CapreAir_Variable\"<\/a><\/div><\/div>I also must admit to being slightly puzzled by your use of \u201cyou bet,\u201d which seems to cover most situations.<\/p>\n

\u201cCan I have a beer, please?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cYou bet.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cIt’s warm today.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cYou bet.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cIs this the right road for Hardin?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cYou bet.\u201d<\/p>\n

You appear to confuse \u201cyou bet\u201d with \u201cyes,\u201d but I’m not complaining. When I hear that, I know I’m back in my second home, Montana.<\/p>\n

Talking about the word \u201cyes,\u201d this is where I have to be careful. In Scotland, we tend to use the word \u201caye\u201d for the affirmative, but I try hard not to say it when I’m in Montana.<\/p>\n

I remember one time in Billings being asked if I was having a good vacation. When I answered \u201cAye, absolutely!\u201d this was met with a blank stare and an uncomfortable pause. I eventually realized that what my questioner had heard was \u201cI absolutely…\u201d and was waiting for the rest of the sentence.<\/p>\n

Apart from these minor glitches, we tend to understand each other pretty well and, indeed, my Scottish accent is warmly received. A lady working at Denver airport once kept asking me to repeat the name of my destination, \u201cEdinburgh,\u201d because she liked the way I pronounced it. (It’s sort of Edin-burr-uh<\/em>, if you want to give it a go).<\/p>\n

The main cause of confusion usually lies with expressions rather than accents. On one occasion in Billings, I was trying to arrange a meeting with a friend who finished work at 5:30.<\/p>\n

\u201cOK,\u201d I said, \u201cI\u2019ll meet you in the pub at the back of 6.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cThe what?\u201d was his response.<\/p>\n

I now realize that \u201cthe back of 6\u201d is a singularly Scottish expression. It means that 6 o’ clock is a rough estimate, a loose arrangement. It means that \u201cwe’ll try to meet at 6 o’ clock but it may be five or 10 minutes past that.\u201d<\/p>\n

I like that and I encourage you all to adopt it. Next time I’m in Billings and you see me in the street, just say that you’ll meet me in the pub at the back of 6.<\/p>\n

Or the back of 5. As I said, I’m Scottish.<\/p>\n

Roger\u00a0Kettle\u00a0lives in Newport-on-Tay, Scotland, near St. Andrews. He has been a comic strip writer for more than 35 years. He has two long-running strips in the U.K., \u201cBeau Peep<\/a>,\u201d a Foreign Legion spoof, and \u201cA Man Called Horace<\/a>,\u201d a Western spoof based on Dorothy M. Johnson\u2019s short story \u201cA Man Called Horse,\u201d later made into a movie. Kettle\u00a0also wrote \u201cAndy Capp\u201d for 11 years after the death of creator Reg Smythe. He has used Billings as a base of operations to explore the American West on several vacation trips.<\/em> He also wrote one of our favorite installments<\/a> in the Last Best News series Lay of the Land.<\/em><\/p>\n

The accompanying illustration is by Steve Bright, or Brighty, as he signs his work. He is one of Britain\u2019s top cartoonists. Feast your peepers on his work at his website, http:\/\/www.brighty-art.co.uk\/<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n

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I was born in Scotland and have lived in this fine country all my life. It should not surprise you to learn that I have a Scottish accent and that I occasionally use words or phrases that don\u2019t register with Americans\u2014something that has led to some amusing confusion on my trips to Montana.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":23,"featured_media":9269,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[79,3148,3437],"class_list":["post-9268","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-diversions","tag-hardin","tag-montana","tag-scotland","prominence-top-story"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/montana-mint.com\/lastbestnews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9268","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/montana-mint.com\/lastbestnews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/montana-mint.com\/lastbestnews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montana-mint.com\/lastbestnews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/23"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montana-mint.com\/lastbestnews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9268"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/montana-mint.com\/lastbestnews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9268\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montana-mint.com\/lastbestnews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9269"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/montana-mint.com\/lastbestnews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9268"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montana-mint.com\/lastbestnews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9268"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montana-mint.com\/lastbestnews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9268"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}