{"id":19270,"date":"2017-09-05T23:43:13","date_gmt":"2017-09-06T05:43:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lastbestnews.com\/site\/?p=19270"},"modified":"2017-09-05T23:43:13","modified_gmt":"2017-09-06T05:43:13","slug":"montana-painted-by-the-numbers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/montana-mint.com\/lastbestnews\/2017\/09\/montana-painted-by-the-numbers\/","title":{"rendered":"Montana, painted by the numbers"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"DC\"<\/a>

David Crisp<\/p><\/div>\n

The land of my past, the South Texas coast, is inundated by high water. The land of my future, where my daughter and grandson live near Missoula, is choked by smoke. Maybe I\u2019d better focus on what\u2019s right here, right now.<\/p>\n

Fortunately, the internet world is taking the local temperature just about every day. Here at Last Best News, click-seeking websites inundate and choke us constantly with numbers seeking to define who and what Montanans are.<\/p>\n

Some of these numbers come from government sources, but many come from WalletHub, a website that seems mostly devoted to providing credit reporting and monitoring. WalletHub\u2019s marketing strategy apparently relies on constantly sending out results of polls and surveys to news media, hoping callow journalists won\u2019t be able to resist.<\/p>\n

They got me. I look at every one of the polls that mentions Montana, even if I rarely write about them. But look at all of the things I have learned:<\/p>\n

\u2666 Billings ranks 31st out of the 383 best places for U.S. women entrepreneurs.<\/p>\n

\u2666 Montana ranks 10th worst among the states in terms of bullying problems.<\/p>\n

\u2666 In 2016, Billings was the nation\u2019s seventh best-run city.<\/p>\n

\u2666 That same year, Montana was the seventh-most patriotic state.<\/p>\n

\u2666 Teen drivers in Montana are the fourth-worst in the nation.<\/p>\n

\u2666 Montana has the fourth-highest rate of gambling addiction.<\/p>\n

\u2666 Montana is the second-least green state in 2017.<\/p>\n

\u2666 Montana has the 10th-lowest tax burden among the states in 2017. We have the nation\u2019s third-lowest overall state and local effective tax rates. And Montana has the sixth-best business tax climate.<\/p>\n

\u2666 Montana is 2017\u2019s 10th-most financially literate state.<\/p>\n

\u2666 Montana ranks third among states most dependent state on the gun industry. We rank first in contributions promoting gun control per congressional member per capita and fifth in contributions supporting gun rights.<\/p>\n

\u2666 Montana leads the nation in job growth, or so says Gov. Steve Bullock, citing numbers from the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics.<\/p>\n

\u2666 Billings is the fifth-least culturally diverse midsize city. But Montana ranks fourth among the states with the \u201cmost integrated Hispanics.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u2666 Montana is the seventh-best state for doctors to work in. On the other hand, it is the state with the sixth-most overworked physicians.<\/p>\n

\"CapreAir_Variable\"<\/a><\/div><\/div><\/span>\u2666 Montana ranks dead last among the states in the percentage of the workforce that was foreign born. Unsurprisingly, then, Montana is the state in which immigrants have the 10th-smallest economic impact. Montana also would be the fifth-least affected state by a trade war with Mexico.<\/p>\n

\u2666 Montana has the third-worst dental health among the states. In one bizarre dental-health measure of all 50 states, plus the District of Columbia, Montana ranked 59th.<\/p>\n

\u2666 Montana is the third-best state for military retirees.<\/p>\n

\u2666 Montana has the highest suicide rate in the nation.<\/p>\n

\u2666 Montana is the seventh least-safe state. We rank second-worst in fatalities per 100 million vehicle miles of travel and third-worst in fatal occupational injuries per 100,000 full-time workers.<\/p>\n

\u2666 Montana is the 10th-worst state for summer road trips. This result was so odd that I was almost tempted to try to figure out the methodology. Math aside, I have made summer road trips to at least 40 states. No place tops Montana.<\/p>\n

Now, I make no claims for the accuracy, or even the logical coherency, of any of the surveys cited here. If you are looking for the sort of rigorous reporting that typifies Last Best News, don\u2019t look in this space, at least not today. These numbers provide a snapshot, or a collage of snapshots, not a definitive look at the state.<\/p>\n

But whatever the oddities contained in these numbers, they do sort of sound like Montana. We like guns and don\u2019t mind working too hard.<\/p>\n

We lack diversity, but are so tolerant that bullies feel safe here. We work dangerous jobs, and we are hazards on the highway.<\/p>\n

We don\u2019t like taxes, and we know exactly how much we don\u2019t like them. We expect government to run well on the money we give it, and we get what we expect.<\/p>\n

As much as we like the outdoors, we are careless about the environment. Veterans like it here, and so do gamblers. We would rather salute the flag than brush our teeth.<\/p>\n

That\u2019s the beauty of living in a poll-driven society. When polls proliferate, no one has to try too hard or wait too long to find numbers that match our preconceptions. Somehow, no matter how many numbers we crunch, we wind up looking a lot like us.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The land of my past, the South Texas coast, is inundated by high water. The land of my future, where my daughter and grandson live near Missoula, is choked by smoke. Maybe I\u2019d better focus on what\u2019s right here, right now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":13405,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3864],"tags":[6231,6233,6232,4132],"class_list":["post-19270","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-opinion","tag-bullying","tag-gambling","tag-suicide","tag-taxes","prominence-category-featured"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/montana-mint.com\/lastbestnews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19270","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/montana-mint.com\/lastbestnews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/montana-mint.com\/lastbestnews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montana-mint.com\/lastbestnews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montana-mint.com\/lastbestnews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19270"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/montana-mint.com\/lastbestnews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19270\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19271,"href":"https:\/\/montana-mint.com\/lastbestnews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19270\/revisions\/19271"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montana-mint.com\/lastbestnews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/13405"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/montana-mint.com\/lastbestnews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19270"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montana-mint.com\/lastbestnews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19270"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montana-mint.com\/lastbestnews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19270"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}