Bob Wire, one of my favorite columnists, now writing for a website I was not previously aware of, Make it Missoula, has a new piece up titled “20 Surefire Signs You’re Married to a Guitar Player.” Bob should know, or at least his wife should, since Bob’s a honky-tonk man. Here are a few of my favorites from the list:
“He talks with a completely straight face about finding the ‘Neil Young’ chord in a Beatles song.” “It offends him deeply that models posing with guitars in print advertisements are obviously not guitar players. They clumsily grasp the neck, and they hold up the body of the guitar with the other hand (ever heard of a strap, Tyrese?) pretending to strum with their thumb.” Continue Reading →
